Your face is a jimmy john
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize