all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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