Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
