quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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