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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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