Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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