If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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