dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Come share oat with me in your robe
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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