weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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