maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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