But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Your penis caused this!
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