Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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