people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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