There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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