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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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