Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.