Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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