office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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