it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Randomize
