well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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