These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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