Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I was not drunk enough for that final.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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