Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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