just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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