no. you can't hotbox the world.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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