god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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