Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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