ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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