I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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