I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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