He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Randomize