and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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