i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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