Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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