Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she pinky promised me she was 18
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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