I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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Wipe that smile off your face.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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