so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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