Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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