TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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