That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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