Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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