Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize