only if we run a train.
done.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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