We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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