i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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