1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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