I don't think brook has ever known best
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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