idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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