The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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