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escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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