i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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